Hello everybody. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood….blogger?
Well, actually, since I don’t blog THAT often, I suppose I’m a ‘blooger’.
Now, on to randomness.
Horses: My fave animal #1
Why NOT love horses? They’re stong, beautiful, BIG, and gentle. They are a mere symbol of beauty. And riding one ain’t too bad either.
Not like them because they stink? Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Horses need not worry about playing patty-cake, so they don’t worry about washing their hands or stuff like that. Simple.
And think about what it would be like if they DIDN’T go. Uhuh.
Cats: My fave animal #2
Now, a lot of people don’t like cats. They’re stuck up snobs, they shed hair all over your table, and they tend to enjoy tripping you when you get up for a glass of water in the night. I’m sure they have some sort of secret PLAN they think out through the day. They say you get your best ideas when you sleep, so that explains cat-naps. They’re PLOTTING against you. Just WAITING for when you’re at your weak point. Yeah, cats are planning on a world takeover. Actually, they’re letting the hamsters take over first, then…they’ll EAT the hamsters.
Why do I like cats then? Because they’re different, and because they are a proud, creative creature. I wonder what cat first thought ‘I think I’m going to let that human FEED me, because I’m cute.’
Cats are smart. Don’t let them get the best of you.
I’m sure I’ll think of more later. Whether I do or not, I’m still going to post. So there.
(P.S. Bloogers unite!)