Hey, you bloogers, and bloggers, take a look at “this:”:http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

Read it, then comment on your favorites!
My favorites are 26, 37, 49, 67, 68, 80, and 98.
My all-time favorite is 84: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Awesome stuff, this is.
In accordance with the prophecy.