::If it can go wrong…::
_Ever had one of those days?_

*Onesome: If*– _Ever hear of that guy Murphy? If you have a story that can add to his legacy, can you share it here?_
I’ve quoted that dude, when I’m in a negative mood, but I’d rather choose to deny his existence at the moment.

*Twosome: it can*– _What is it that you can never remember to get correct? Is it which way to turn the wrench to loosen the screw? How about directions to that one restaurant? …or maybe it’s people’s names? What is it you call for assistance on?_
“Lefty Loosy, Righty Tighty”, is how I remember which way to loosen/tighten things like screws, etc.
I may suffer from “part-timerz”:http://starzabove.com/article/406 , so there are quite a few things that I feel like I forget.
One thing I tend to do is think up weird li’l things to remember stuff.
Like phone numbers, for example, I remember years, or ‘number rhymes’, etc.

*Threesome: go wrong*…– .._and the big finish: what was the last thing you had go so gloriously wrong that all you could do was just stare in awe at the aftermath? I mean, come on, you can tell us_ …
My part-timerz is acting up something fierce, so I’ll either come back and edit this when I remember, or I’ll just delete this entry alltogether as I’m not finding it particularly inspiring.
Am I in a _*mood*_ or what? ! ? !

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