[insert state name here] (try and guess mine).
First the one I live in now –
# *You’ve never met any celebrities.*
# Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
# You know several people who have hit a deer.
# You think the state Bird is Larry
# *You don’t know what a “Pacer” is and have never even wondered.*
# Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second.
# *Down south to you means Kentucky.*
# You think ethanol makes your truck “run a lot better.”
# *You know what’s knee-high by the Fourth of July.*
# If you have two friends who are democrats…and both have offended you.
# If you can’t figure out how to “spring” forward and “fall” back, so you just say to heck with daylight-saving time.
# *You can say “French Lick” without laughing out loud.*
# You only own 3 spices, salt, pepper, and ketchup.
# *You know that “Mellencamp” went to “Cougar” and back to “Mellencamp.”*
# *You know that strangers are the only ones who come to your “front” door.*
From my home state –
# The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
# *Smoking in your office is not optional.*
# Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
# You know how to eat an artichoke.
# *Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.*
# *when you assume it’s ashes from a fire and not snow.*
# *When all highways into the state say: “No fruits”*
# *Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El, La, Santa, De La, or De Los.*
# You use 2 bays of the garage in place of the attic and basement you don’t have.
# *Winter is when your lawn grows too fast and summer is when it dies.*
# *You plan your vacation so that you don’t have to drive back in commute traffic.*
# *You could sell your home and live like a king in 99% of the rest of the world.*
# You can’t remember…..is pot illegal?
# Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
# Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
Can you guess the states?
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